Another One of THOSE Days.

My day:

• One of my students fed dog food to her classmates today. She told them it was Japanese candy and they believed her.


• Every one of my students has officially been suspended at least once this year.


• I had to rearrange my classroom because literally none of my students are allowed to sit by anyone else in the class. It looks like I threw desks everywhere. I didn't. They have been strategically placed throughout the room.


• A handful of that nasty/apparently dangerous road salt found its way mysteriously into the hood of the coat on one of my girls.


• There are more jars of peanut butter in my kitchen pantry than there were students in my classroom today. Does this seem abnormal to anyone else?


• My hair is falling out. Literally and figuratively.


• My sister received the following text from me today: "I will not cry. I will not cry. I will not cry..." Amazingly, I didn't cry.


• My God can handle all of these things, even if it's too much for me.