I bought lunch at work today, and it came with chips. I wasn't too hungry, so I threw the chips in my purse for later and forgot about them...
My family went out to dinner tonight, and I sat beside my nephew. After we were done eating, he looked in my purse and found my chips. He pulled them out of the bag and gave a very emphatic "wow!" Our conversation went as follows:
Kiddo: We need to share.
Me: Those are my chips.
Kiddo: We need to share with Mommy.
Me: We need to put those back in my purse.
Kiddo: We need to share with Daddy.
Me: Those are my chips!
Kiddo: We need to share with Papa.
Me: Give me my chips!
Kiddo: They're MY chips!
Me: No, they're MY chips! May I please have my chips back?
Kiddo: Well....... I'll just hold them here in my arm pit!!
*Places bag of cheese puffs in his armpit!
He also licked the table in the restaurant.
I love him.